December 2010
56 posts
“I cant say “hi” to anyone, i just say hey or hello, otherwise it...”
– thathigh.com
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
I’ve been itching for a change for some time now. No, itching isn’t the right word. Itching was what I was doing at the beginning of the summer, scratching in frustration until my skin bled, but I was trapped. Boxed within a city called Redlands. You know, there are a surprising number of orange groves in Redlands. Rows of trees can be found in certain areas of campus - but nobody...
“You want to be a D.O.? …A D.O. D.O. - that would be a doo doo!”
– What my mom said when I told her I wanted to be a doctor of osteopathy
Western Philosophy Awesomeness →
“It’ll take 200 years to walk two centimeters!”
– the newscaster talking about the snow in Copenhagen right now… (I might die)
Now you wanna be with me?
But you can’t be...
Some Fancy French Word
I think it’s really funny how perfume/cologne commercials always just feature some ridiculously good looking person, as if to say, “If you use this perfume, you can look this good, too.” Most never even show the good looking person using the perfume, nor do they feauture any commentary on how that person smells. So what if you’re damn hot? If you smell bad, I don’t...
“But those aren’t chips, they’re fries!”
– my mother watching the BBC (I don’t know how many times I’ve explained this concept to her)
Made With Molecules →
BRILLIANT!
“Dave Koz and his friends were there!”
– my mom (and by “friends,” she means Kenny G.)
Called my mom today...
Mom: [whispers] hello?
me: Mom?
Mom: [whispers] hi -
me: Why are you whispering?
Mom: [whispers] I'm at the movies.
me: Wtf?! Who the hell answers the phone in the movies?
Mom: [whispers] I don't know
me: Watch you damn movie! And stop being that annoying person that uses their phone in the theater. [click]
In case you want to read up on neuroscience and... →
“Have you heard of the Red-Light District?”
– My dad’s response as to how I should get money for my traveling abroad
Daria's Voice Is Now Available For Your GPS, Or... →
I WANT TO DO THIS ...too bad I'm a poor college... →
Jane Austen’s Pride & Prejudice (2 or 3 days) Visit the stunning locations of the latest film adaptation of Jane Austen’sPride and Prejudice, Jane Austen’s birthplace and the homes where she wrote her greatest works.
“The brain is like every other muscle in the body…”
– my psychology professor
(She was talking about how we need to “exercise” our brain. Her only flaw - the brain is not ACTUALLY a muscle.)
It's Kissmas!
So here are my top 10 movie kisses:
10. Adventureland - another “well, it took long enough!” but slightly awkward and somehow more relatable
9. 10 Things I Hate About You - Who doesn’t love a kiss interrupted by witticism?
8. Spiderman - revolutionized the upside-down kiss
7. The Girl Next Door - that’s right, man-up and kiss her already!
6. Wanted - ooh gotta love a...
“I think anybody who travels a lot probably knows it very well – you create the...”
– Keira Knightley on the scene in Atonement where Robbie and Cecilia meet again after many years apart.
Confessions of a Post-Teenage College Student
I will never not be in love with James McAvoy.
This song always makes me laugh. I think...
Every time I hear this song, I think...